Hari the Hadron

Saturday, July 02, 2005


He felt guilty and stopped her whenever she cried, she called it emotional blackmail and loss of basic freedom. He allowed her this freedom without interference, the world called him inhuman.

Out of care he was very gentle on her in bed, she insulted calling him unmanly. He displayed his manliness to make her happy; she broke her hip, the world called him barbaric.

Friday, July 01, 2005


I got these through e-mail from a friend.

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

6. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

7. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

8. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

9. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

10. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

11. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

12. Father : A banker provided by nature.

13. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

14. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

15. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

16. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills