Hari the Hadron

Friday, July 01, 2005

CLASSIC DEFINITIONS

I got these through e-mail from a friend.

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.

3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage

5. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.

6. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

7. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

8. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

9. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

10. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

11. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

12. Father : A banker provided by nature.

13. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

14. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

15. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

16. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills

5 Comments:

  • Hi everybody, please feel free to comment. Even criticism would be a compliment.

    By Blogger hari, at 4:19 AM  

  • doctor and boss were the best

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:30 AM  

  • Good one. I want to save it, but of course if you grant me the permission.

    By Blogger Yours Truly, at 2:58 PM  

  • Politicians are scum! No two ways about it!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:55 PM  

  • Good one...the funny thing is most of them are actually quite true!

    My favourites are Etc and politicians.

    By Blogger compassioNAT, at 5:27 AM  

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