I got these through e-mail from a friend.
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
6. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
7. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
8. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
9. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
10. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
11. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
12. Father : A banker provided by nature.
13. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
14. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
15. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
16. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills and kills you with his bills
